SENT: All you need to know about America's first phonecam art show

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What is this?

1. This was one of the first photos on the SENT website demonstrating the very high and irresistible level of this contemporaneous approach to Big Bang art

2. Careful, these are a very expensive homegrown japanese vegetables, even more expensive than japanese Koi fishes

3. Heck, no, this is art

4. This pix recently achieved a Pulitzer Price and a World Press Photo Award in the category "arts and entertainment"

5. This pix was used by Alfred Adler to demonstrate the conditional branch of hypernervous anxiety in the space-time-continuum of the early austrian cognitive epistemology

6. This pix is a screenshot of the Stephen King film "The Mystery of the Secret Garden Monsters"

What qualifies Xeni Jardin to co-curate SENT?

1. She is the next generation of tech writers after handsome guys like Po Bronson

2. She knows more about wireless cameraphones than Alan Reiter

3. That´s why she doesn´t respond to his emails

4. She has been a highly recommended long term curator of over a dozens of very valuable art exhibitions writing history

5. She has a cameraphone (heck, no, she has two) and a Prada messenger bag, isn´t that enough?

6. She knows someone who knows someone who recently met someone else

7. She thinks these pix in red and yellow are real personality images and invented just casually, just incidentally the groundbreaking SARS art project

8. Moblogging is somehow involved into all that Next-Big-Thing stuff, so hell, there must be some money in it

9. She is a contributor to BoingBoing and they got over 3,5 mill. hits/month, so what do you want?

10. Hey, all these people who have previously worked for Venture/Silicon Alley Reporter have to pay bills, so why not hype the next hip hype again?

What qualifies Mark Cuban to participate as an "invited artist"?

1. His entire lift is totally dedicated to the arts

2. Sometimes he calls Cartier-Bresson to supervise him carefully

3. He has a "whatever-it-takes attitude"

4. He publishes a weblog

5. He has personally responded to thousands of emails

6. For Cuban the NBA is the "National Board of Artists" where he serves as the COO

7. He can smile

8. His SENT-pix show the distraction and diversity of life (his cat, his indoor slippers and his nail file)

9. None of this is true

10. He is a major contributor to Getty´s Photographers Choice with a proven track record

[Select the appropriate answers carefully. Please print out this form, fill it out and mail it to: Credit Suisse First Boston, One Cabot Square, London E14 4QJ, United Kingdom, or fax it to: 011 44 20 7888 1600. The last five transmittals will receive a free jpg-file of a Motorola or Nokia cameraphone. And don´t forget: Sony, Samsung, Siemens & all the others might soon initiate some other cameraphone exhibitions to report the latest developments in art, daily life of sport freaks, chimney-sweepers and homegrown japanese vegetables, so stay tuned!]